Day 6 - Friday
Joke's on you Friday! I'm babysitting, so I'm not at home being all alone and mopey.
Of course, I started watching a really scary movie, because that's what you do when you babysit, right? And I'm an adult, so I can totally handle it, right? Right?
So the fact that I'm taking a few moments to pause the movie while I write this is just because I want to write this, not because there was a scary noise and then I saw someone outside under the streetlight (who was just waiting for his dog to finish his business, but he could have been casing the joint). The noise wasn't that scary. It was just the furnace kicking in. It's just a different furnace than the one that I'm used to so it makes different noises.
All right, I've changed movies. Not because that movie was too scary or anything like that. It just didn't seem like it was going to be a movie that I was going to enjoy that much. I've started another movie that seems to be a little better. It's called You're Next and it gets a 74% on Rotten Tomatoes, so that's pretty good.
Hmm, well, there's some stuff that just happened that was a little bit...
Oh, that's...
Well, now I'm a little bit tense.
Waaaait, what?
Ew. That's... that's just not good.
Ah.
WHAT WHY WOULD YOU DO OH LORD THAT'S OH MAN OH MAN OH MAN DON'T GO IN THERE
Yowza.
I'm just going to take another break for a moment. Not that I need a break. I just feel like now would be a good time to maybe get a snack and perhaps look at some funny cat pictures on Reddit. Oh, Reddit.com, you certainly are a site for sore eyes. Get it? Cause it's a website? It's a site instead of a sight?
HOLY okay that was just the furnace coming on again.
Ahhahha okay, that was funny. I mean, that was gross. Gross and funny.
Wait, I don't understand. Your kid is away and you're spending your free time babysitting?? I just...I don't understand. When you take vacations from work, do you volunteer at other people's offices?
ReplyDeleteHa ha, no. But there's a big difference between family and work. ;)
DeleteI think you've become unaccustomed to the sound of a WORKING furnace, which is why you found it scary here ;)
ReplyDeleteZing!
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